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Manga: Chapter 706 (SPOILERS!)

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SPOILERS!


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Continuing from last week, Bartolomeo is formally introduced to us as a vicious rising star who has skewered pirates and has killed several innocent civilians. Nobody seems to like him because he gets booed as he enters the ring in the Corrida Colosseum.

Just to shut them up, Bartolomeo throws something into the crowd which they think is a bomb but turns out to be just a ball. Yet, he apparently doesn't care what the crowd thinks of him...okay.

The announcer is introducing "the polar opposite of Bartolomeo" who is very dedicated to Doflamingo, brought back a giant pillar of gold from another country and swore allegiance to him. The crowd as well as myself, already know who this is and start to cheer for him while I grind my teeth.

Class act.

Inside the Colosseum, the injured are being brought to the infirmary and we now have a reunion between Luffy and Bellamy who seems to see through Luffy's disguise. Apparently Bellamy is not in this tournament for the Flame-Flame Fruit but simply to win. Not only that, but he also went to Skypiea at some point and underwent a "memorphosis" when he and his crew returned.

When Luffy asks if he did anything to the Skypieans, Bellamy doesn't answer but does tell Luffy that he doesn't hold a grudge against him anymore and just wants to be by Doflamingo's side. I seriously cannot tell if Bellamy is being sincere here or if he's just being the same old jerk that he was in Jaya.

Dammit Bellamy! What did you do?!

Bellamy enters the ring and is greeted with a thunderous applause from the crowds. A jealous Cavendish asks Luffy which block he's in and we see some of the contenders in the blocks that Luffy, Cavendish, Rebecca and Bellamy will be fighting in. Oda is introducing a LOT of characters, too many to list here. Whether or not these characters will even see past the arc remains to be seen.

B Block battle royale (the block in which Bellamy and Bartolomeo are fighting in) begins and the fighting breaks out immediately. Three of the contenders; Elizabello II (king of the Prodence Kingdom), his tactician Dagama and Tank Depalto (soldier in Dressrosa's self defence army) decide to take down Bellamy first since eliminating the strongest first will leave all of the weaker contenders.

The chapter ends with a confused Bellamy, Bartolomeo saying that this isn't a battle royale anymore and Dagama saying that they can complain but all that matters in the end is whoever is left standing.

Whatever you say Dr Robotnik

Honestly I'm a little half and half on this chapter. Bartoloemo could potentially be of importance because he is powerful but I need to see more of what hes capable of as this arc progresses. The standout part was definitely Luffy's reunion with Bellamy. I'm definitely looking forward to the eventual rematch and seeing whether or not Bellamy really has changed.

The fact that so many characters are being introduced in this tournament is sort of a problem for me. It feels a bit too much to me because we have to remember who all of them are as the arc progresses (even if some of them may mean nothing as this tournament progresses). Its a little hard to explain but my head was practically exploding when they were showing the lineups for the tournament.

Not only the tournament but we've got other commitments for each of the other Straw Hats as well as Law and Kinemon to focus on as well. In general, it feels a bit overwhelming. Although as much as I complain, I'm still enjoying the arc guys.

But anyway, we'll have to see how this battle royale goes next week. Until then, bah bye!

Still hate you Bellamy.

Roger’s List: Top 5 Miraculous Survivors

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Hello everyone. I’m Roger and welcome back to Roger’s List. If One Piece has one golden rule, it is this: Unless you see a character die with your own two eyes, no matter what happens to them, they are probably not dead. Case and point, the man you see above. Hyena Bellamy, believed to be deceased since ch.303, was recently revealed to in fact be alive and well in ch.704.


Heck, even I wrote this guy off as dead in my first edition of Roger’s List on this very site. Of course, such a reveal as a character’s rise from the grave yields the appropriate reaction of an earth-shattering “…eh” at this point. Why? Well, because us One Piece fans are pretty much use to it by now. Just about every big scale arc of the series has at least one instance of characters breaking the rules of the circle of life and slapping the grim reaper in the face.
 
In fact, I am going to chronicle some of the greatest offenders right now. Here are the Top 5 Miraculous Survivors of One Piece.


#5: Pell

I'll tell you EXACTLY what's with the Pell Hate.
 Our first offender comes in the form of Pell, the guardian falcon of Alabasta. In my own opinion, I think Pell’s a perfectly swell character in the grand scheme of things. He’s got a neat design, a likeable personality, admirable ideals, and an awesome devil fruit power. The problem is that once the action actually gets rolling, he falls into the same category of characters like Tashigi: characters who are suppose to be badass, but really just end up getting their ass kicked… a lot. Here is a chronicle list of what happens to Pell in the course of the Alabasta Arc:

  • He takes out a score of Baroque Work cannon fodder before running into Mrs. All Sunday, who literally bends his entire body backwards with her powers.
  • Despite being snapped in two by the backbone, he manages to find it in himself to carry an impaled Luffy out of the dessert, feed him, and fly him all the way to the Capital City of Alubarna, where he proceeds to assist Vivi and the Straw Hats in search of the bomb. However, he is then shot out of the sky by Mr.7 and Miss. Father’s Day (AKA girl in stupid frog outfit).
  • Despite having broken wings and at least a 100 foot fall from the sky into a raging battlefield below, he manages to find it in himself to fly all the way to the top of the clock tower, grab the bomb by his talons and carry it into the sky, willingly self sacrificing himself so that the bomb goes off outside the range of the people below.
Despite now being atomically blown to Kingdom Come, some random doctor in the middle of nowhere (who at this point, must be completely detached and naive to everything else that is going on with his country right now.) who patches up all his wound with the most sophisticated of medical practices: bandages and a crutch.


Totally. Not. Kidding.

So let me get this strait, Mr. Oda. You expect me to believe that Pell, after having his back snapped, his wings shot, fell a minimum of a hundred feet from the sky, flew a massive [probably immensely heavy] bomb high enough to be out of range of every living being in Alabasta, dropped the bomb just seconds before the blast, then accelerated himself at breakneck speed to out fly the explosion lest he’d be disintegrated?

I get that he’s suppose to be Alabasta’s strongest warrior, but this is just ridiculous.

And yet, we’re just getting started.

#4: Wiper



The more and more I think about it, Berserker Wiper is basically Pell 2.0. He fulfills the exact same archetype of being the strongest warrior of his village. Though it’s fair to say his character has a bit more meat to him. The history of his people is an important factor of the plot, he’s the descendant of Kalgara, and in his opening moments of the series, he performs the ever so badass act of taking out all three of the Strawhats most powerful fighters in a swift 1-2-3 blow. So yeah, this guy’s got a lot going for him right out the gate.

So what happened? Well, during Eneru’s Survival Game, Wiper was in possession of the Reject Dial, a weapon that absorbs impact and re-releases it 10 fold. It is so powerful that many of Wiper’s comrades plead to him not to use it, as they make it very clear that no man can survive using it twice.

Wiper uses the Reject Dial… 3 times (first against Shura, second against Eneru, and the third on Giant Jack), and brushes them off like they’re nothing. Not only that, but he is also subjected to Eneru’s El Thor technique, a beam of lightning so powerful, it can level an entire village. Yup, brushes that off too.

Oda, I get that the point of all this is “He’s just that badass.” That’s fine and all, but why would you create rules about the Reject Dial if their only purpose in the first place is to be broken?

#3: Pagaya

So it’s one thing for Wiper to take a couple million volts of electricity and brush it off because well… as we mentioned, he’s a badass. He can do that and get away with it (barely). But Pagaya? He’s just a regular old guy. That’s right, Conis watched with her very eyes as her father, while trying to assist an injured member of the royal guard at Upper Yard, was caught in Eneru’s El Thor attack. (The same attack that both almost killed her, and also struck Wiper as I mentioned.) Miraculously, we find out later that the attack didn’t kill Pagaya, but merely pushed him down to a lower level of the White Sea.

Yeah sure Oda, that’s totally how lightning works. It doesn’t pass through your body and fry your nervous system, shutting down your heart. Mike and Brian from Avatar the Last Airbender just got it all wrong.


Giant beam of destruction? Pssh, no big.

#4: Paulie and Co.

I believe it is common knowledge across the One Piece fan base that the Enies Lobby Arc is the current high mark of the series, and I am not about to debate that. High stakes. Dramatic character turns. Awesome fights. Some of the best animation the series had seen at that point. While I was pretty much able to stomach most of the ridiculous stunts and irrational heists that were pulled in this arc, there was one particular instance that still gets on my nerves.

So Spandam, the leader of the CP9, activates a Buster Call, which summons ten Navy Warships and five Vice Admirals to Enies Lobby with the express orders of leveling the entire island and indiscriminately wipe out every living being on that island. While in attempt to flee the island, the Straw Hats allies in this heist, that being the Galley-La Foreman and the Franky family, all get cornered by five of those warships, and in an instant, are fired upon. There is a moment of dread, when the Straw Hats realize that over fifty lives who helped them get this far to save just one person have been wiped out in an instant. Nami even says it herself:

“Can people really die that easily?”   
As much as this could be a very valuable lesson for you and your crew, no Nami, apparently they can’t, because in the very following episode, we find out that this happened.


All aboard the Bull Shit Train!
So… Paulie had enough rope on his…wherever…to harness a massive net over a cliff in the few measly milliseconds before the cannons fired upon them, and made it big and strong enough to hold himself, Lulu, Tilestone, Yokozuna, Kiwi, Mozu, Zambai the rest of the Franky Family, and on top of all that, two giants and two king size Yagaras. Like…really? I could have understood him being able to save maybe himself and a few others, but ALL OF THEM? Come on!

And tied for #1, competing for the Title Sole Survivor, our two main protagonists...

Luffy and Zoro

There’s no denying it. Since their fateful meeting in Episode Two, these guys have been bruised, broken, maimed, cut, diced, impaled, waxed, rusted, drowned, burned, frozen, shocked, poisoned, and obliterated to hell and back a thousand times over. Of all moments, the ones that stand out the most are when Zoro put his own life on the line to protect his captain in Thriller Bark, and Kuma passed on all of Luffy’s battle damage to Zoro (keeping in mind that Luffy’s body, being made of rubber, is able to take far more a beating than any normal human), the second being in Impel Down when Luffy was covered in Magellan’s poison and was subjected to an intense operation that, were he lucky to even survive, sapped ten years of his life away.

It’s like when these guys first met they were like…


"Hey, lets play a game. It's called, "who can step their foot in the grave the deepest without falling in."


"Challenge Accepted."
 
"That the best you got, you panzy!"


So I guess the question is, WHY does this keep happening? Okay, so Luffy and Zoro are fine. They’re the first and second most important characters of this story, therefore they have main-character-immunity for this kind of thing, but everyone else on the list? Outside of their respective arcs, none of them have held any significant importance to the plot of this story, so keeping them alive only accentuates the fact that all of the Straw Hat’s victories seem cheep because none of them had any real consequences to them. That’s a problem if you want people to take your work seriously and look back on it decades from now as a mature piece of fiction that transcends its surface as just another show for kids.

In Alabasta in particular, there is a moment where Luffy tries to teach Vivi a lesson about how death is inevitable and her attempt to make sure no one is going to die in this war is naive. By the end of the story though, Luffy’s lesson becomes completely pointless because no one dies in this struggle (sure, maybe a couple nameless rebels and royal guards passed away in all the fighting, but no one the audience can connect to.) THAT is where much of the hate toward Pell comes from. His sacrifice was supposed to be Vivi’s lesson. Her right of passage as a grown up woman who will be responsible for ruling these people. But no, he survives, and Vivi ends up another pampered princess getting everything she wanted with no consequences attached.

Okay, I’ve given Oda enough crap. Here’s my theory on why these Survivals genuinely needed to happen.  Had these characters died in each of these big arcs of One Piece where it made sense for them to die, the death toll would eventually pile up, and people would start to see a pattern. Regardless of whether or not these deaths were the Straw Hat’s fault, the finger would start to be pointed at them for being the one common denominator. After a while, our heroes would stop seeming so heroic if all their actions lead to one or more deaths of people we care about.

For example, in the Resident Evil movies, why the hell would anyone want to be Alice’s friend? Everyone associated with her dies, while she gets out by the skin of her teeth. Same goes for Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, or Nathan Drake in Uncharted, or the Elric Brothers in FMA, or Yoko with every guy she kisses in Gurren Lagann (seriously she might as well be Poison Ivy). Heck I’ve even said in the past that One Piece is like The Odyssey of our generation, and Odysseus lost all of his men in his journey back home to Itheca (Sure, mostly through their own weakness and stupidity, but still).   

There’s also the other theory that Oda does indeed intend to bring all these characters back later down the line for some big battle that will be inevitable at the end of the series, and that flies. I would also be unwise to admit that these very accusations are likely what lead Oda to make such a huge statement in Marineford War Arc, and you all know exactly what I’m talking about.


What!? Too soon? It's my son after all.

I believe that is more than enough rambling for one month. Feel free to leave a comment below stating your own theory’s behind these incidents, or if you wish to mention another death defying moment I seem to have forgotten.
 
Until next time. I’m Roger, and they just made the list.
 

Manga: Chapter 707 (SPOILERS)

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Summary
Block B starts their battle royale.

Chinjao reveals that he could see though Luffy's disguise.

Thoughts

This chapter had a punchline to a four chapter long joke: Luffy can't keep a disguise going even if he tries.

Luffy has accidentally slipped up a few time but overall he has done a good job in concealing his identity. Then we have two people who have already seen though it with one of them being somebody who Luffy has never met before. It was understandable that Bellemy could see though it. I don't think you can forget the eyes of the guy who gave you a one punch to the ground knockout.

Then you have Chinjao who Luffy has never met before seeing right though the disguise. I guess Luffy needs more then a beard to pull the wool over three generations spanning of hate. It is interesting to see how things will play out in the next round. as him and Luffy are in the same block. I wonder what gave Luffy away. Was it just how Luffy and Garp acted?

 Is it bad that I still don't know Cavendish's name?

If anything, the relationship between Luffy and Cavendish is going to get interesting. Just when the two looked as if they were getting friendly too. I guess Luffy can never get a break. Maybe this means we can can see Cavendish moving up to the next round.

What is there to say about the fights going on in this block? We have one guy that remind us of how Bellemy use to be before taking a beating from Luffy and Doflamingo. Some guy with long legs. A guy that people love to hate. Then some king who takes a whole hour to throw a punch that can knock down a wall which is something Luffy can do in five seconds. Lastly, a fishman that is a friend of Jimbei. Obviously we should care about Bellemy. We have a lot of characters here who we may not see again after this arc. The only two that I am interested in is Hack and Elizabello.

Shall we go over what is wrong with this guy in the comments?

The only reason Hack is interesting is because he claims to be a friend of Jimbei. Could he be somebody that can help Luffy later on in this arc or in the future or simply get in the way? He does wants to see peace between Fishman and Humans but is it the same way as Jimbei? Just one of those things where only time can tell.

Then we have Elizabello. What makes this guy so interesting? The fact that people really believe he can win this whole tournament with his "King Punch". This attack is so powerful that it can take out a wall of the fortress once it has an hour to power up. I am sure we all see the flaw in this technique but people think he is good. Are people just that closed off from the world because I am sure we seen Luffy and others do the same thing with less time to prepare. Is there only an hour before matches? Maybe but it won't matter if you only have one shot to defeat the person. If one punch is able to knock out an Emperor then maybe the New World isn't so bad.


We are about to hit fights and that is one of the things we love about One Piece. We are seeing people from other countries wanting the Flame-Flame Fruit. There are so many characters and usually I love that about One Piece but after Marineford, it just feels rather pointless to introduce all these characters who we may never see their full potential. We got a bit of this at Fishman Island and they all just got knocked out quickly considering they were people we were suppose to care about. I guess here it make sense those because we are in a tournament but it just disappointing to see all these characters who look interesting.

Also, where did it say that only one person can move up to the next round from these battle royale style matches? Can somebody answer this in the comments because I am hearing this a lot.

Until next time true believers.

 Just sitting back and enjoying the ride.

One Piece More: Send the One Piece Podcast to Japan

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I promised myself I would do more of these but I guess that fell flat on it's face. Life happens right?

Today we are not here to talk about my failure as content provider. Instead, we are going to talk about sending the One Piece Podcast to Japan.


Almost every anime nerd dreams about going to Japan to bath in the anime that is there. Not many of them go there because of money and the people that do eventually realize that the country is more then just moe girls and high school. They find out that the country is filled with a rich culture and history.

While Japan has all of that, they also have a lot of One Piece. The streets are lined with One Piece stuff and the One Piece Podcast wants to go there! Going to Japan is expensive especially if you are planning to do everything that the OPP plans to do. They want to go to Tokyo and hit up many One Piece related events in Japan while hunting down important people who work on One Piece both anime and manga! In the end, they plan to give One Piece fans a documentary of One Piece in the land of Japan.

Lets take a look at some of the places they plan to visit and document on their video:
  • Bandai Namco "Weekly Shonen Jump" Theme Park (Ikebukuro, Tokyo)
  • United States of Odaiba 2013 (Odaiba, Tokyo)
  • One Piece Grand Arena Tour (Shizuoka Twin Messe, Shizuoka)
  • One Piece Planetarium (Toshima-ku, Tokyo)
  • Universal Studios Japan (Sakurajima, Tokyo)
Now, the overall goal is to interview Oda but he can be hard to track with creating great chapters on a weekly basis. If Oda can't be found then hopefully they can interview other people such as directors, assistance or editors. Zach and Greg are planning to hit all possible ways to talk to somebody who helps makes One Piece.

So you donated, what do you get? There are plenty of rewards for those who donated ranging from personal songs to pieces of fanart. Some of them are limited so you better get them while you can!

Now that you read all of this, feel free to hit the One Piece Podcast Goes to Japan Kickstarter for more detail! They need two thousands dollars to reach their goal of seven thousand dollars with less then ten days left.

Lastly, I will try to provide more content beside manga reviews. Lets hope for that.

One Piece More: Marooned on One Piece Island

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One man. Four days. Two hundred six episodes of One Piece.

Can he do it? Scott Porter is going to give it a try.

If you have some time and wish to see somebody who has never watched an episode of One Piece before then head over to Funimation's Live YouTube Channel. Watch Scott Porter from the Funimation Show as he watches One Piece from the very beginning. See his expressions as he watches One Piece. He sometimes says some colorful things.

Why? All in honor of One Piece finally returning to TV on Toonami. Once Scott is done, he will be ready to watch Episode 207 when it airs on Toonami on Sunday, May 19th at midnight (US Central). So if you don't want to watch Scott then go ahead and watch One Piece on Toonami this Saturday and every Saturday.

See the Toonami promo for One Piece after the break before joining Scott on his journey though One Piece.



Manga: Chapter 708 (SPOILERS!)

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SPOILERS!

Bored? Hang around and read One Piece each week in Weekly Shonen Jump!

Oh no, Luffy's cover has been blown! Don Chinjao holds a grudge against Garp for giving him scars and wants to take it out on Luffy, while Luffy keeps trying to convince Cavendish that he isn't who Chinjao says he is.

But before Cavendish gets to behead Luffy, Chinjao attempts to headbutt Luffy into the ground but misses. Cavendish aims his legendary sword at Chinjao because he's in the way while Chinjao goes for another headbutt.

ANYTHING BUT THE BEARD!

The two clash and surprisingly, the sword doesn't go through Chinjao's head but Cavendish still manages to keep his balance showing off his strength. Luffy gets mad and pounds Chinjao into the ground. While no damage seems to have been done, Chinjao starts getting angry too (even his beard starts going Super Saiyan for a bit).

Chinjao's subordinates Sai and Boo stop him from attacking further since they could get disqualified if things get out of hand. Sure enough the guards arrive to see what the commotion was all about and Luffy seems to have ran off, so Cavendish chases after him but Sai and Boo tell Chinjao to wait until the Battle Royale to crush him.

Maintain that disguise Luffy GO! GO!

The news of Luffy being in the tournament is being discussed amongst the contenders, when we see that Luffy is hiding by holding onto the brick wall surrounding the inside of the Colosseum. The announcer shouts out that Tank (commander of the Dressrosa Self Defence Army) is down and out thanks to the duo of Abdullah and Jeet who both seem quite slimey.

We're also informed that hundred contestants have been eliminated from the match and only 30 remain. Abdullah and Jeet get their just desserts thanks to Bellamy, while the Fishman Hack is taking down several contenders with his Fishman Karate.

I REALLY hate to admit this because its Bellamy...but that was cool.

Bartolomeo on the other hand isn't taking the fight seriously, he even urinates outside the ring in front of everyone. Gross! Hack has had enough of this and tries to attack with a 4000 Brick fist but his attack is mysteriously blocked...and his arm gets severely cut....what?

The chapter ends with everyone in shock at this and wondering just what the hell Bartolomeo just did, as do I.

If this just turns out to be Haki, I'll be disappointed.

Lots of things going on this chapter with Luffy being discovered and attacked by two different men for different reasons, more mayhem in the battle royale itself. Not really much else I can say really except, I liked this chapter. Well that and it was pretty cool to see that Cavendish isn't all talk and is actually stronger than I expected.

Whether we find out just what the heck Bartolomeo's power is or perhaps we'll see something else happen at the tournament or even go back to the other Straw Hats and Law, I'll definitely be looking forward to the next chapter. See you all then!

I'm so sorry OR AM I?!

History Of One Piece: Captain Morgan Arc Character Growth (Helmeppo and Morgan)

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 Welcome to History Of One Piece, where I chronicle, review, debate, and analyze the various arcs of One Piece. Today, I finish talking about the character development in the Captain Morgan arc and get ready for the arc overview. That's right, we are almost done with the Captain Morgan Arc!




 

Thank you very much for watching!

Manga: Chapter 709 (SPOILERS)

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SPOILERS!

Don't be a hack! Read your One Piece on Weekly Shonen Jump!



Summary
The old lady mistakes Caribou for her deceased grandson, Gabull.

Elizabello fires the King Punch to knock out everybody in the ring minus Bartolomeo.

Bartolomeo is declared the winner of Block B.

Thoughts


A bit late on this review but I have been a little busy and lazy recently. I guess I was too busy praying for Oda. Good thing One Piece is on break. The only reason why I decided to wait so long to review this is because I wanted to talk about it.

Also, I have just been busy with other things between being lazy. Then again, I already mention that.

Enough of excused and explanations. Lets talk about his chapter.


I am willing to eat my words and say that I was impressed with Elizabello's King Punch. I know I was writing off the attack as being an over hyped gimmick. Instead, the attack delivered and it delivered hard. The King Punch knocked out everybody and had quite destructive power. It was clearly a tool to eliminate a lot of powerhouse characters such as Bellamy, Blue Gilly and others from the round. It was used so nicely and how it was handled worked out overall.

Then all the build up for the King Punch was simply used to build up the Barrier Barrier Abilities of Bartolomeo. There were hints of his ability during the last few chapters but it was nice to get a name for what he can do and how he can do it. It isn't Haki which is proving that Devil Fruits still have a place in the story. Especially the Paramecia types which people tend to forget about being real threats by other characters. Oda does know how to make good use of the barriers that Bartolomeo makes which is good because sometimes people underestimate what you can do with such a power.


Now, is Bartolomeo really a good guy? That is something to think about. He did protect the part of the Colosseum that he was facing from the power of the King Punch. The people mostly ignore that though as they booed him. I guess seeing a guy take a wizz was too much for them. Good guy or not. We did get a piece of Bartolomeo concerning his motivations. He wishes to win the Flame-Flame Fruit for You-Know-Who which we all know who that is. I guess Voldemort has finally enter One Piece.

I wonder how Oda will resolve the other rounds. As mention before, Elizabello's King Punch was a device to clear out a lot of people to help conclude the match. What will the the "King Punch" for the other rounds? Are we to have an overpowerful character to knock out people? I guess we will just have to wait and see.
 

One thing that I am liking so far is how long it took us to revisit one of the other Straw Hats.The battle stuff was great to watch because it was uninterrupted and allow to arrive to it's own conclusion for now. Now we have finally came to a nice break where we can move on to the others without interrupting the current focus in mid-movement. I hope Oda is finally understanding that nobody likes it when he hops from one scene to another without resolving anything.

That is all I got. Until next time true believers!


Roger's Wish List: To Eiichiro Oda

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Welcome everyone to Roger's List. Today, I have chosen to forgo my conventional format to address something far more important. As most of you have probably already noticed, we have been short of any new chapters of One Piece these last few weeks. This is in fact due to One Piece author Eiichiro Oda falling unfortunately ill.

"WHAT! Mr. Oda is sick?! CALL A DOCTOR!"


Word is that the condition he is suffering from is known as Peritonsillar Abscess, a painful throat condition that occurs when one's tonsils go too long without being checked. Any One Piece regular should be familiar with Oda's reputation as a workaholic. It is not too much of a stretch to believe that if he were to catch a strep throat (or any other kind of throat problem for that matter), that he would think himself able to work through it until it went away (No easy task. As someone who has had strep throat several times in the past, I can vouch it is not fun.) Unfortunately this time, Oda was not so fortunate, as it appeared to evolve into something bad enough to put him in the hospital these past several weeks.

In response, Oda had this to say to his readers:


Now, on behalf of myself and all of us here at One Piece At A Time, I wish only to give Mr. Oda our prayers, and reassure him that he need not give any apologies. While it is certainly respectful of you to take responsibility of your current circumstances, there are some things none of us can avoid, and being sick is just one of them. You have worked very hard to provide us the fans with new chapters and content each week for years with very little break time. You deserve some rest. Rest that you have sacrificed far too long for the sake of our entertainment.


I would also like to take a minute to address any of the One Piece fans out there who may have been just a smudge too impatient during the series hiatus (and I know you're out there. I have friends who live in Japan that tell me so.) Try to understand that no matter how much you think you love One Piece and no matter how much you believe you can't wait to find out what happens next, there is one man out there that loves it more than you can possibly imagine. That man is in the hospital right now. He is so anxious to see the end of this story through, that he gladly put his own health on the line to do so. The least you can do is learn some empathy.

Eiichiro Oda is a workaholic for a reason. He is a man who truly loves what he does. There are very few people in this world that can say that their pride and joy in life is going to work every day. He can. If he was no longer invested in this story, he would have found a way to wrap it up five years ago. As it stands, One Piece has celebrated a sweet sixteen year run and still shows no signs of wearing out or loosing steam. This may simply be a Weekly Shonen Jump manga series about pirates geared generally toward the audience of young Japanese boys right now, but someday, this will be an epic that scholars and historians will be looking back at decades/ maybe even centuries from now as one of the landmark myths of the 21st Century. The last thing this piece-of-history-in-the-making needs is for its creator to burn himself out working too hard and be put out of commission, because what if next time it's something permanent? Then no one gets to see a proper end to this series.

Why am I suddenly reminded of Bakuman when Mashiro got hospitalized but couldn't stop drawing?

So Mr. Oda, by some miracle you or anyone related is out there reading this, here are my wishes to you:
  • As foreign a concept as this my seem to someone who already enjoys themselves at their own job, take it easy for a while.
  • Get plenty of rest.
  • Eat healthy.
  • Spend some quality time with your beautiful wife, who I'm sure is more concerned about you than anyone in the world.
  • [If you can.] Try to stop smoking. It's just a guess, but maybe it would help your lungs and prevent other throat problems in the future. I know, crazy huh?
  • And most importantly of all, we wish you a full recovery. I'm not even going to say a "speedy" recovery. In fact, you tell your doctors to take as long as they need to get you back to peak condition.
In the meantime, us fans must exercise our patience and wait for Oda to return on his own terms. No matter how long it may seem like we have to wait, someday it will be all worth it. Sooner or later it will be back, and I have faith that Eiichiro Oda can and will finish his adventure one day.

I believe in Oda. I believe in One Piece.

-Roger Townson 

Manga: Chapter 710 (SPOILERS!)

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Following on from the ending of Block B's battle royale, Luffy tells Bellamy how he's changed since Jaya. The injured Bellamy claims his pride is now in pieces because Luffy has also changed and has become stronger thanks to his hard-to-obtain Armament Haki. Luffy was even cheering him on.

Bartolomeo overhears Bellamy saying Luffy's name and he seems surprised, although I'm not. Now we just have to figure out what HIS beef with Luffy is.
Hater or lover?

Meanwhile, Law and the others are crossing a large bridge to get to Greenbit for the exchange with Doflamingo. They come across a giant Fighting Fish who wants to take a bite out of them. Surprisingly, Law tells the others that they can take care of it because he can't fight right now apparently.

Usopp and Robin do their best to fight off the fish but an entire school of them ends up chasing after them. Law tells Usopp to remove Caesar's handcuffs because he'll have to fight too, but because Law has Caesar's heart, Caesar cannot escape so easily...smart.

Caesar takes out a lot of them easily with his gas powers but as more come along, Usopp asks Law why he's not fighting too. Law explains that using his powers depletes his stamina and he'll need to save as much as he can if they're going to be dealing with Doflamingo. It is nice to see that Law trusts the others enough to do this, but whether he is being sincere or just selfish is a mystery to me.

Go Caesar YEAH!...Wait? What have I become?

Ahead of them, the bridge collapses and a Fighting Fish charges towards them, when all of a sudden it gets caught in a big net thanks to some unseen people...hmmm. Usopp calls out to them for help but the unseen people run away since they know its a human...Could it be the fairies?

Once again Caesar uses his gas powers, this time as a makeshift hot air balloon and gets himself and the others across the bridge to finally arrive at Greenbit.

Greenbit is a huge forest full of giant vines, flowers, mushrooms and animals who smile creepily. Usopp spots a smashed Marine warship that must've crashed into the island somehow. Robin points out that the damage to the plants seem recent so the same must go for when the ship crashed.

Buddy comedy with Usopp and Caesar. Who's with me?

Of course the crashed ship means that Marines will get here soon enough which gets everyone all hot and bothered, especially Caesar who wants Law to call the deal off. Of course Law doesn't because he is now an enemy of the Marines due to the alliance he and Luffy made.

With 15 minutes to go until the exchange, Law tells Usopp and Robin to make use of their skills and scout the island for anything suspicious. As the two walk through the forest, sure enough they spot Marines being surrounded by unknown people.

The Marines refuse to hand over their weapons and as a result...get stripped and run away, guess its better than being killed. Robin uses her powers and has grabbed...someone. The chapter ends with Robin surprised to discover that she seems to have grabbed a dwarf....wait what?

Best twist in the series EVER

This was a great chapter. Greenbit looks lush, but dangerous and this was so funny. Usopp and Caesar killed me.

Its also great that we're now focusing on the exchange which for now is the main objective after all. The four strangely enough work well as a team but what exactly is the involvement of the Marines, these dwarves and possibly Doflamingo will have? I have no idea.

Speaking of dwarves, it seems obvious that these dwarves are probably the fairies the people of Dressrosa refer to in their stories but of course, won't be 100% confirmation until next time probably. The idea of dwarves in One Piece is strange to me...yet it makes sense because giants, dragons, lots of strange creatures exist. Gotta get used to them.

The only questions I can think of now are: Are these dwarves friends or foes? Will the exchange go off without a hitch or will Doflamingo double cross them? What are the others up to?

Hopefully we'll get a glimpse of the bigger picture next week, but I'll see you guys around. Gotta go back to Animal Crossing.

My guess as to what the gnomes dwarves will look like

Manga: Chapter 711 (Spoilers)

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Summary
Kaidou's minion attacks Caribou and the old lady. (Cover story)

Robin and Usopp are captured by a tribe of Tontatta.

Zoro, Wicka the Tontatta, Franky and Toy Solider head towards the Flower Field.

Sanji calls Law to warn him not to commence the trade and that Doflamingo never quit the Warlords.



Thoughts
What a view. Took me this long to realize where he was standing

Based on this chapter, it looks as if the Tontatta were the rumored fairies of Dressrosa. I wonder how they stay out of the people's eye. They are not as small as you may think. They are fast but there was one talking to Zoro in the chapter but the mother and daughter that they passed by didn't seem to have heard nor saw Wicka the Tontatta. There has to be more in what has kept the Tontata a secret from the rest of Dressrosa besides residing under Greenbit.

Also, these Tontatta do have a Gulliver's Travels feel to them. That is pretty cool.


What I am excited about is the possibility of one of Usopp's lies coming true. Remember what Usopp said to us when we first met him? He claim to have had a crew of eight thousand men. This is one of the few lies that haven't came true as we travel with Usopp.

Now we are in a situation where a tribe of tiny people think Usopp is a hero who has come to help them. If Usopp can keep this up then maybe he will finally have his army of eight thousand men. Even if they are tiny people who can't be seen. This is maybe one of the most exciting parts of the chapter to me. It is only a possibility but the small chance of this actually happening makes me want it to happen.


Plotwise. It looks as if Sanji and Zoro have both stumble upon very valuable information that has everybody at risk. Based on what we got during the second half of the chapter, Doflamingo never resigned from the Seven Warlords and has set a trap to capture to Straw Hats and Law.

It is interesting how everything is falling into place. I do wish that we get to see how these things were falling into place. This chapter was paced out nicely with each team getting a good amount of show time. The problem was that we jumped ahead into the future which means we will get a mini-flashback to how Sanji uncover Doflamingo's deception and ploy with the World Government and the Marines.


Where will Caesar fall into this? He is a wanted man by the World Government but a needed piece in Doflamingo's plan. Will Caesar get a taste of his own medicine when Doflamingo lets him go into Marine's custody? That would be a bad piece of karma for the Gas-Gas Man.

Things look to be getting dirty for the Straw Hats and Law. We were all expecting a flashback a few chapters ago but instead we are getting a trap. Let see how Oda takes us though this.

Until next time true believers!

 Oh! I get it. Region B! As in....Yeah. Oh Oda.....*Shakes head in shame*

Manga: Chapter 712 (SPOILERS)

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Summary
Caribou escapes as the old lady stands off against Kaidou's minion.

Sanji finds out from Violet that Doflamingo never quit the Seven Warlords of the Sea.

Robin informs Law of what happened to her and Usopp and warns him to escape.

Doflamingo and Fujitora corners Law and Caesar.

Round Three has started with Luffy in the ring.

Thoughts

It has been a long time since I have felt this excited while reading and after reading a One Piece chapter. It is one thing if a One Piece chapter leaves me feeling excited for the next chapter but it is another thing if I feel excited while reading a chapter. That means that chapter was beyond good and I have something to pump me up for the next chapter besides the usual blind predictions. I want to know for a reason that is fueled with passion! I have a fire in me that was sparked from the chapter and its contents!

My only complaint about this chapter was that we had to spend two pages focus on the tournament. It was nice to know that the round has started but could this have been pushed to the next chapter or one that would focus more on the tournament? These two pages could have been spent on something else such as expanding what had happen with Sanji. Maybe to show more of Violet's fighting technique or how Sanji got beat up or why he refuse to fight Violet's goons.

The comedy aspect of the chapter with Sanji and Violet was excellent! The set up was serious as Violet tried to probe into Sanji's mind for the answers that she wanted only to hit the climax where when she did, all Violet found was Sanji's perverted thoughts. Then we hear Sanji's speech of how much he believes in the the truth that she once saw in Violet's eyes. There is the perfect balance of comedy and seriousness that One Piece is famous for. When that happen, I knew I was going to love this chapter. I was on the edge of my seat wanting to know what will happen next.

Then we had the big reveal that Doflamingo had orchestrated this whole ploy where he had quit the Seven Warlords simply to entrap the Straw Hats and Law. I really liked that this was reveal during midchapter which left the rest of the chapter to explain and expand on what we had just learn. This was no end of chapter reveal simply used a technique to make us return next week. Just this fact alone help explain why CP-0 was at Dressrosa. Things are coming together.

So now that we have no end of chapter reveal, we instead have a bigger end of chapter review. It was only a lead-in but if Law's train of thought is correct then it would turn out that Doflamingo is much more then what he appears! Could he actually be a Celestial Dragon? A person who has control over the World Government to do whatever he wants that had turned pirate.

The idea sounds crazy but it fits perfectly. It even explains Doflamingo's epithet as "Heavenly Demon". Celestial means "relating to the sky or heavens" which is a good translation of the Japanese term used for the Celestial Dragons, Tenryubito. If we are going based on the literal Japanese translation of Tenryubito (Heavenly Dragon) then the epithet of Heavenly Demon makes sense for Doflamingo. He is a being from heaven that had turn evil or impure. Demons are seen as impure beings compare to the grandiose and might of dragons tend to give off. The thing is that both beings still hold a strong pull.

I had always found the epithet for Doflamingo to be strange ever since it was revealed back in Chapter 700. Based on everything we knew about Doflamingo's power, why is he called Heavenly Demon over something like "Puppeteer" or Puppet Master"? Both of which reflects his abilities better then Heavenly Demon. If Doflamingo ends up being related to the Celestial Dragons then it would explain why Oda had waited so long to reveal this piece of information to the readers. It could have allow us the chance to piece together the two titles instead of discover this at the same time as Law.

Props to the people at Shonen Jump for pointing out the sash.

Doflamingo and Oda really pulled the sheets on us this time with this revelation. Maybe Doflamingo isn't a full Celestial Dragon which would explain why he looked grungy when Oda drew him as a child. Either way, it is just enough to give Doflamingo enough pull over the World Government to trick the newspapers, the people of the world and the Marines just to trap the Straw Hats and Law. It would explain why the World Government had allow Doflamingo to take over a whole kingdom compare to Crocodile who had to sneak around when he attempted to take over Alabasta.

The question as always is: What will everybody do? Fujitora sounds just as baffled as everybody else to discover what is going on. If Saka is a nickname for Fleet Admiral Sazaki then it sounds as if even the highest power in the Marines was fooled if he is going to speak with the Five Elder Stars. This is an interesting development.


Will Law be able to escape from this spot? Does his "operation table" expand to the underground as well? If so then maybe he found his little escape. Law was keen enough to know that the Robin he saw was not the real one. Maybe he will be clever enough to escape from this little trap.

This was a huge chapter and things are getting exciting. Hopefully this will all be for a grand chapter in color on July 15th.

Until next time true believers!

Attacks just keep getting cooler and cooler with this series.

Manga: Chapter 713 (SPOILERS!)

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Continuing from last week, Doflamingo and Fujitora have made their presences known on Greenbit and Doflamingo reveals that he "resigned" from the Seven Warlords simply to lure the Straw Hats and Law out. Doflamingo could only do this if he was a Celestial Dragon...Is he?

Law stays focused to the plan though and doesn't plan on letting Caesar go now. Law demands that the negotiations to be redone but Doflamingo won't listen. While this is going on, Fujitora takes note of Caesar and how he can't be arrested because he works under a Warlord and would get pardoned. Doflamingo mentions how powerful Fujitora and Ryokogyuu (the other new Admiral) are supposed to be.

While Fujitora says that Doflamingo's actions are suspicious, Doflamingo changes the subject by asking what will become of Law and Fujitora states that he can't be a warlord anymore if Law really was in alliance with the Straw Hats but if they were simply his subordinates then he would be exempt.
Caesar is totally fanboying

Law takes note of the situation and decides to buy some time by revealing that he is in alliance with the Straw Hats so Fujitora officially revokes his title as Warlord and attacks...with a giant meteor....wow. With use of their own powers, Law and Doflamingo are safe leaving footholds around a massive crater.

Doflamingo asks what the Fleet Admiral taught him, while Law takes note of the fact that Fujitora doesn't need to see to be dangerous. Fujitora response that he was merely testing their strength. Just what is Fujitora's power? A copying power?

Meanwhile in Dressrosa, Franky has located the factory along with the one-legged soldier while talking to Sanji on the transponder snail. What's more is that he did the old dine and dash tactic (Who is he, Ace?) because hes being chased by a chef.
Grand theft cola?

The two decide to meet at the flower field but Sanji is worried about Nami because he can't get a hold of her, but Franky reminds her that she is not weak and that Chopper and Brook are there to help if worse comes to worst.

Violet notices her underlings are approaching and gives Sanji a map to the factory because the factory is masquerading as a toy house. Sanji is worried that Violet will get into more trouble if she helps him anymore but Violet doesn't care because the higher ups are bound to know by now anyway.

Sanji is touched and tells Violet that she should wait at the western port for him because he'll take her away to free her. Violet smiles, calls him a fool and runs off when Kinemon appears out of nowhere because Doflamingo's men are coming.

After Sanji beats them up, Kinemon says that can't attack himself since his friend Kanjuro is a hostage and it could be dangerous to cause damage and on top of that, he's being held in the toy house (which as I said before is the factory in disguise...hmmm).

Seriously Kinemon, how did you do that?!

Back on Greenbit the gnomes are freaking out about the rumbling caused by the meteor, but Usopp calms them down through his infamous lying by saying that was his haki. Brilliant.

Usopp and Robin notice that there is a statue of none other than Montblanc Noland, when they ask the gnomes about him they explain that over four hundred years ago Noland helped their ancestors when bad humans were ravaging the land. Usopp's lying caused the gnomes to believe that he was a descendant of Noland (known as Usoland).

Robin says that what he's doing is wrong but Usopp tells her not to worry because they've got food and supplies from them. The gnomes decide that "Usoland's coming" was fateful since they vowed to defeat Doflamingo four hundred years ago...interesting.

They decide that after the meal, they will go through an underground tunnel to meet up with their allies in the flower fields of Dressrosa in order to defeat Doflamingo once and for all and the great hero Usoland shall lead them to victory. The chapter ends with Usopp...pretty much crapping his pants in fear, as he does.

Montblanc Noland is the Man of Chestnut!

That was a lot to take in wasn't it? First of all, this was a very well drawn chapter, especially when Fujitora attacked Doflamingo and Law with his meteor attack. We get some interesting bits about Doflamingo once again, especially regarding the fact that the gnomes have been in battle with him for four hundred years. Whether this means that they've been in battle with the Doflamingo family for that long or Doflamingo is just REALLY old, I don't know although the former seems more plausible.

It was also nice to get a callback to Noland, it shows just how much Usopp respected him by masquerading as his descendant although Cricket would probably be a bit mad if he knew, either way its really funny in a way. Especially Usopp's face at the very end. Classic.

Its still a lot to handle because a lot of plots are starting to mix together but there is still the matter of the tournament but also what is going on with Nami because Sanji couldn't contact her apparently. I know some people don't like it but I prefer focusing on one plot at a time in some cases because it quite literally hurts my head. Maybe I'm overreacting.

In any case, I'll be looking forward to next time and whatever Oda throws at us next as much as I complain. See you all next time! 

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I want this framed on my wall. Its beautiful.

Manga: Chapter 714 (SPOILERS)

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Summary
Giolla and her minions board the Thousand Sunny. Giolla uses her ability on Team Nami and the Sunny.

Bellamy is given orders to kill Luffy.

Luffy fights in the coliseum as part of Block C.

Thoughts

It was pretty amazing to have a One Piece chapter in full color. This must be a first in the series to have each page covered in vibrant colors straight from the mind of Oda That doesn't mean that it was pretty though. The colors made things pretty jarring at the beginning of the chapter with the madness that was on those first two pages. Giolla's color scheme do not mesh too well and the color really made the effects of Giolla's ability on Team Nami really pop out and look bizarre. I know Oda didn't color these pages but I do hope that he had final say on the colors.

If there was a chapter that needed to be in color, this was the one simply because of the first part of the chapter. It really made Brook, Chopper, Momonosuke and Nami really popped out and look like actual art. I could have gone without the other half of the chapter being colored. It felt flat and like a normal chapter. It would be nice if every chapter was colored because that is my complaint about manga especially when there is so much on a page. The shades of black and white simply just blend together and it is easy to lose yourself. There just some chapters where color would just be pointless when there isn't much detail to color in.

If anything, color chapters would be an incentive for people to support legal releases.



Giolla has the interesting ability to people and things into pieces of art. Each person of Team Nami looks to have been stylize into different kinds of famous Surreal/Cubism pieces of art. You may know Cubism Art to be some of the art that made Picasso famous. Another piece you may actually know will be The Scream which Brook looks rather similar to right now.

This makes me wonder, is Giolla the source of the toy people? Has everybody who have befallen Giolla's ability simply only been made to believe they are toys? Team Nami do look rather toy-like in appearance. Especially Chopper who look rather robotic in form. Maybe the Tontatta are at war with the Doflamingo Family because so many of their people have been made into 'toys'. This will most likely be proven wrong but it makes more sense then people become toys.

The Sunny is also another piece of famous art called Tower of the Sun.

Giolla's ability reminds of me Kalifa's Bubble Bubble abilities as in how it alters another person's body. This means there has to be a way to reverse the effects. Would it be just like Kalifa's as in that it can be washed off? If Giolla's simply painting over them like paint on a canvas then maybe it is possible.

After getting a lot of moving plot in the last two chapters, we see that Luffy is destroying the competition. It is disappointing that we have to watch this but at least it is funny to see that Luffy has team up with the Brutal Bull. I found this hilarious as we watch Luffy and Moocy just go around and destroying people left and right. All of this while riding a bull. This must be to help limit Luffy from resorting to his signature brand of attacks to help conceal his identity. The funny part of this idea is that all the important people know that Luffy is taking part in the tournament.


Diamante, one of the top officers of Doflamingo's crew, already knows that Luffy is taking part in this tournament and it sounds as if Doflamingo knows as well. This was Doflamingo's plan the whole time and it is interesting how Luffy's entry had reached the top rank so quickly. This will be an interesting plot as Bellamy struggles on what to do concerning his assignment. He looks to be a changed man so would he actually kill the guy who had faith in him?

Oda is doing a good job in building up Rebecca who keeps getting more layers to her character with each passing chapter. So far we know that she has a relationship between The Tin Solider and Mysterious Gladiator Ricky. Oda is doing a good job in gather plots but he keeps adding more using Rebecca. It would be nice to have some of her background reveal to connect the dots.

Also, pink hair for Rebecca? That is a random.



This was a nice chapter to have colored and it would be nice if future chapters were colored. It would really help in picking things out in the background. Plot wise, it was nice to finally find out what happen to Team Nami. The events at the coliseum isn't too interesting, the things happening inside is.We are slowly seeing the Straw Hats and Law being pushed into a trap. One way or another, they will set it off and from there we can expect them to go full out to break free. This chapter made it impossible for the Straw Hats to escape by their ship so they are stuck on Dressrosa.

The trap is set. Now we are just waiting for the Straw Hats to activate it and fight back. Can we hurry to that part?

Until next time true believers.

 Okay. I really liked Nami-Picasso.

Roger's List: Top 5 Reasons Why Fishman Island Flopped

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In this episode of Roger's List, fish are gonna fly.


Well, it's that time of month again. The time when I, Roger, chart graph and list the many intricacies sailing across the waters of the true never ending story that is One Piece. Just this last month, the One Piece anime has reached it's 600th episode. You know what came and went in the last 100 episodes? That's right, the highly anticipated and probably too-hyped-for-it's-own-good Fishman Island Arc,. Man. Was. It....Really not that good! In fact, I dare say it was quite possibly the worst canon arc of the series to date.

Yes, even worse than the Post War Arc where episodes of repetitive plot threads go by with nothing happening. At least it had characters and motives I actually cared about.

Even worse than the Davy Back Fight Arc where the Straw Hats play carnival games with the most obnoxious, unintimidating, waste of time of a villain named Foxy when they could easily just kick his crews ass and walk away at any time. At least it was fun.

Heck, even most non-canon arcs had better story structure, characters, and action than the Fishman Island Arc.

As you can probably guess, this has lingered on me for some time now, so for my sake and the sake of this series, I am going to break down this arc and see what exactly went wrong here, and pinpoint what elements are really to blame. This is Roger's:

Top 5 Reasons Why Fishman Island Flopped.

5. The Animation

Okay, so here's one that doesn't come at any fault of the original author. In fact, one of the saving graces of the Fishman Island Arc in the manga form was that Oda's artwork and compositions were (as usual) top quality and incredibly detailed. He truly made Fishman Island look like a wonderfully rich and vibrant place that I wanted to see explored. Unfortunately, much of his rich detail did not translate to the anime at all. Most of the environment shots of Fishman Island seem very empty. There was hardly any variation in the tone and shading, and most of the colors look, for lack of a better word "watered down." Sorry, the "well, they are under water so maybe that was the point," excuse is not going to fly.

While I will be getting into the fights a bit later in my list, it is worth noting now that much of the action was kinda let down in the anime as well. A perfect example is this one scene when Luffy is marching toward Hordy, and Dosun and Ikaros try to stop him when...

Yeah... that was AWESOME!

But then when they animated it...

Yeah that was...nowhere near as awesome.
I understand that Toei Animation has a budget they have to worry about and it is very possible they either broke the bank during the Marineford Arc (which was very well animated) or were struggling financially (like many other Japanese companies) during the hurricane/tsunami disaster that occurred around the time this would have been animated. Whatever the reason, they had to cut corners, and it definitely showed.

Like I said before, in this particular element, Oda is not to blame at all. As for the rest of these reasons on the list well...

4. Pacing
"Help! We're gonna get squashed by the slowest moving ship ever!"

The Fishman Island Arc lasted for 52 episodes, making it the longest run-time the show stayed at one individual place in the series to date. (Enies Lobby is second with 48 episodes, with Thriller Bark in third with 45, Skypeia fourth at 43). This may be do to how Toei is currently animating the show at a strict one manga chapter per episode format (as suppose to the past when they would occasionally put two manga chapters worth of content in an episode, like they did often in the Alabasta Arc). This was one arc that could have seriously used some double time, seeing as the manga dragged it's feet to begin with.
  • There are too many episodes used strictly for exposition.
  • There were way too many support characters that were introduced that we do not care about.
  • Hachi, one of the most likeable fishman characters of the show, spends the entire arc injured, therefore does absolutely nothing.
  • Madame Shirley had the potential to be an intriguing character, (maybe even a good misunderstood villain), but does nothing apart from being just another fortune teller stereotype that just so happens to be Arlong's sister.
  • The three episode long backstory Jimbe tells the Strawhats is more interested in developing the characters that are either dead or villains from an arc 500 episodes ago than the current villains.
  • Jimbe and Luffy have a completely pointless fight that does nothing but waist time.
  • The three Neptune Brothers: Fukahoshi, Ryuboshi, and Mamboshi are underused with over half their fights happening off screen.
  • The Ministers of the Left and Right... um... they did... give me a minute...

Seriously, what was the point of introducing you guys?
In past arcs, I've found myself very fond of Oda's support characters. Pell and Chaka from Alabasta, awesome. Wiper and Ganfall from Skypeia, awesome. Chimney, Kororo, and everyone from Galley La in Water 7, love them all. I can't say there is anyone introduced in Fishman Island that I fell in love with or thought was awesome. The only characters I could say I tolerated were the three Neptune Brothers, but compared to other fighting support characters in the past, they hardly did anything. Characters aside and strictly plot wise, Fishman Island is an overstuffed allegory that spends far too much of it's 52 episode run trying to nail a "Prejudice is Bad," message into children's heads with a sledgehammer. Unless children in Japan are still that racist, I don't find it that relevant.


Of course most of this could be forgiven so long is the action is at least good, right?

Yeah about that...

3. Fights
Apparently, you can't kill my boredom either.
Nearly every One Piece Arc, big or small, eventually breaks up the monotony of their many characters and their elaborate plot threads to give us a string of episodes strictly reserved for showing the Straw Hats kicking some ass. After slogging through the padded melodramatic plot about how awful prejudice is, the Strawhats finally assemble for the final showdown with Hordy Jones and his New Fishman Pirates. From there, the story turns into a massive talent show as all the Stawhats line up one after another to show off all the new toys and moves they have learned during the two year time-skip. To be fair, this one brief portion of the show, was pretty awesome. Unfortunately, it turns out to the be the anime equivalent of Fruit Stripe Gum: as soon as you get over the initial buzz of "Holy shit, Sanji can fly!" or "Chopper's new Horn Point looks sweet!" or "Franky's Rhino Bike and Bracio Tank are badass," you realize there is nothing left after five minutes when the flavor is gone.

Sure, the Straw Hat's eventually all get paired up for their one on one battles with the New Fishman Pirates (excluding Nami and Robin, because we all know when you're trying to teach a lesson to young boys about how prejudice is wrong and how we shouldn't discriminate toward anyone, it makes perfect sense to exclude the two female members of the crew from participating in the big important battle so the men can have their fun). Unlike the past when each fight would get it's own episode (or set of episodes) to play out, Fishman Island tries to cram six fights in the same set of episodes. As you can imagine, this gives very little time to actually choreograph and stage full on confrontations from start to finish, and is left showing us brief glimpses of each battle one after another, usually of the Straw Hats getting the drop on their foes with little to no effort, never once making it seem like they were in any amount of danger, ending with all of Luffy's crew members (minus the girls) showing off their final KO's in the same episode.

And it's not like their opponents were lacking in fighting skill or physical prowess. The fishmen that make up Hordy's Crew are some of the most uniquely designed villains of the series to date, and they each had their own distinct special abilities. There was no reason Oda couldn't have made some truly epic fights out of this. Just to give one example, Zoro is fighting the greatest swordsmen of Fishman Island, an octopus fishman who fights with 8 Sword Style. How often is Zoro going to get an opportunity to fight and Eight Sword Stylist? I'll tell you: just once. (Maybe twice if we ever see a One Piece/Naruto crossover and he get's to have a fight with Killer Bee) For the duration of this fight, we hardly get to see any real sword play at all. Zoro ends up finishing him off with just a more powerful version of his first move, the Onigiri. Sound boring? That's because it is. The fights with Sanji, Usopp, Chopper, Franky, and Brook all play out in nearly the exact same way, and because of the drop in animation quality as I mentioned above, the few action shots we get that may have looked cool in the original manga translate to be quite dull in the anime.

Still, none of this even matters if we don't even know why we're fighting these guys in the first place.

2. Villain's Plan/Motive
         
So Hordy Jones plan essentially boils down to usurping the throne by killing King Neptune and all his heirs so that by becoming the new ruler of Fishman Island, he will be allowed to attend the next Reverie (a gathering of all the rulers from each island of the world) and then he'll proceed to kill all the [human] kings of the world. Um...okay Hordy, and how exactly do you expect the Marines to react to this? No doubt a stunt like this would make the Fleet Admiral stop everything he's doing, make you public enemy number one, and hunt you down until you and everyone affiliated with your anti-human regime is fish-sticks. Not only that, the World Government is certain to have repercussions already in place in reaction to your sudden usurp to the throne over Neptune. The reason Hordy didn't stage this coup two years ago was because he obviously feared retaliation from Whitebeard back when he had control over the island. Just because Whitebeard is dead doesn't mean his foes will be any less formidable? Whitebeard's simply been replaced by Big Mam. Sure she's not as attentive or cares as much as Whitebeard, but even she is bound to breath down Hordy's ass as soon as his new anti human laws prevent her from getting her precious candy?

Arlong's plan made sense. He knew he stood no chance in a fight against the higher ups in the Grand Line, so he goes and establishes his own small brand of tyranny all the way in the outskirts of the East Blue where no one will bother with him and he can slowly gain more power and influence. Hordy has huge, frightening ambitions that trump his predecessor, yet he's nowhere near powerful enough to accomplish them. In addition, we know why Arlong is as evil as he is, and what traumatic events brought him to hate humans as much as he did. What reason does Hordy have to hate humans? Absolutely none. He is completely void of any reason or motive. He simply believes that fishman were chosen by the gods to overthrow the human race.

Now, there is absolutely nothing wrong with creating an antagonist with no alibi, and that simply acts on nature. In fact there is a word for it: Neutral Evil. Nearly every single big baddie in the first season of Digimon was Neutral Evil, and many of them were legitimately threatening foes. The Necromorphs from the Alien franchise are Neutral Evil, and they are seen as some of the most iconic monsters in the history of film. But if Oda was going to make a Neutral Evil main villain, I just wish he would been a bit more committed it. Suppose Hordy had Eneru levels of egotism, to where he didn't just believe he was chosen by gods, but that he IS a god? What if he was actually delusional enough to believe he had heavenly visions that gave him a plan to cleanse the world of all humanity. What if he actually knew about the Ancient Weapon Poseidon, and sought to weaponize it so that he could literally control the sea? What if his plan was something as drastic as manipulating the entire ocean to raise the water level, flooding the entire planet, instantly securing fishman's victory over humans and making them the new dominant species of the world? 

Just think of the potential we could have had with this arc.

And yet, the lack of an intimidating villain with a genuinely threatening plan is not even the worst of it. Oh no. That honor belongs to none other than...

1. Princess Shirahoshi
  
Where do we even begin? Rounding out the list of reasons why Fishman Island is the worst arc of the series to date is Shirahoshi, lone daughter of King Neptune, and by far the absolute worst character Eiichiro Oda has ever created. She is credited as the most beautiful woman in the entire world. No, really. It's even said that she makes the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock look pale in comparison. Yes, because when I think of the most beautiful woman in the world, the first thing that comes to mind is some easily frightened, fragile, fifty-five foot mermaid who spends 90% of her screen-time crying her eyes out. Yeah, that's certainly attractive. What else has she got going for her? Well, she's spent her entire life locked up in a shell fortress to protect her from Vander Decken's violent displays of his love for her. Despite possessing an ability that makes her probably one of the Top Three most powerful characters in the series, she has spent no time at all trying to tame/control this ability of hers and is constantly having to be rescued and protected during the entire arc, even after the main battle is over. Oh, and did I mention? She is single handedly responsible for letting Hordy Jones get away with his hostel takeover of her entire kingdom.

For the last ten years Shirahoshi was the only person aware that Hordy was the true culprit behind the murder of her mother, Otohime. Had she regaled this information to anyone in the Kingdom, Hordy would have been arrested on the spot (any retaliation would have resulted in a swift beatdown by Whitebeard, who had custody of Fishman Island at the time), after a swift trial he'd be in prison for life, and his entire regime would have ended before it even began.  No one would've been hurt by Hordy ever again.

But no, Hordy was let alone to roam free across the Fishman District where he could gain ten years worth of influence and resources to stage a coup that (had it not been for the convenience of the Strawhats) would have succeeded in killing her, her father, her brothers, and enslave the entire kingdom under the rule of a tyrant that wanted nothing more than to commit genocide on the entire human race, all because she kept her mouth shut for ten whole years.

You know what the worse part about this though? When Shirahoshi finally confesses that she knew Hordy was responsible all along (long after it's far too late to save anyone mind you), everyone in the kingdom praises her for it, stating how strong and noble she is for keeping such a dark secret inside her for so long. Even Luffy (who I was appreciative for giving her such a hard time about being so weak and obnoxious) says that he now has more respect for her. NO ODA! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! WE DO NOT TEACH CHILDREN THAT IT'S NOBLE TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT MURDER, OR ANY CRIME FOR THAT MATTER! In fact, this is the one time in the story where everything Hordy says is 100% true. This IS the definition of idiotic.

Shirahoshi's excuse for why she kept it a secret is because her Mother's dying wish was for her children to hold no hatred for her killer. I'm sorry, but that doesn't have any ground to stand on. Hordy committed a crime of 2nd Degree Murder. Hordy should have been put on trial and properly punished for said crime. There's nothing hateful about that. Just cold, simple, emotionless facts of law and order. If there is one thing Vivi taught us back at Alabasta, it's that a Princess has one job and one job only: to look after the safety and well being of her people. For the last ten years, Princess Shirahoshi failed, miserably, at this one task, and yet is rewarded for her failures.
Most beautiful woman in the world, my ass.


Well that certainly got hot and heavy. On the bright side, One Piece still remains strong enough to move past these short comings. The Punk Hazard Arc is being animated right now, and while I still have a few gripes about the animation style as of late, I can't deny that it's been a pretty fun to watch so far. Not only that, the current manga arc in Dressarosa is shaping up really nicely, slowly building to what looks to be a very exciting climax on the way. And who knows. Maybe the next time we see Shirahosi, she will have pulled a Helmeppo and reinvented herself as someone I can get behind.


Thank you all for sticking through such a long winded rant. Next time, I promise tone it down a bit. Tell you who the real most beautiful women in the world are. Until then, I'm Roger, and they just made the list.

Manga: Chapter 715 (SPOILERS!)

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The Battle Royale in the Corrida Colosseum rages on as the audience goes nuts after Lucy's delivers a stunning defeat to the giant warrior Hajrudin. As the tournament continues, we see even more fighters participating in Block C such as the explosive boxer Ideo and reintroductions to Don Chinjao and his allies.

Lots of boxing in this tournament

Not surprisingly, Chinjao can also use Conquerer's Haki...could we possibly see a clash of this with Lucy's Haki? That would be interesting to see as this fight progresses.

Clearly, Chinjao only wants to defeat Lucy many contestants stand in his way as the fighting continues. One contestant called Jean the Bandit has stolen Lucy's helmet and its clear he knows that Lucy is really Luffy, while Chinjao makes his way towards Luffy and wishes Garp could see what he is going to do to his grandson.

The chapter ends as only 40 contestants remaining in the battle royale.

Oh gee I wonder :P

Now I know what you're all thinking: "This was a really short review". Well theres only so much I can say when nothing of actual value seems to have come out of this chapter. Sure theres lots of action and lots of new characters, but heres my problem with this chapter...its just too much.

Let me explain; in the last battle royale we saw we were introduced to a lot of new characters as well. Normally when a new character is introduced in the series, its clear (for most of the time) that they'll play a significant role in the current arc or maybe even the story as a whole.

With the only exceptions being Bartolomeo and Bellamy, none of those characters seemed to have served any other purpose other than just to be defeated and so I believe the same is going to happen here with only Luffy and Chinjao (maybe Ideo too) being the exceptions.

Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions and some of these characters could come back later on in the arc or even later down the line and play a significant part, but I doubt it. In any case, I hope this wraps up soon and we can get on with the other plotlines.

Sorry about the rambling but please let me know about what you thought about the chapter in the comments, I'm really interested in knowing if people agree or disagree with me. In any case, the manga is once again on a break next week so expect the new chapter review in two weeks. See you all next time!

Gyats really hit the nail on the head here

Interview Piece: Stephanie Young 2

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Back in April, I had the honor to chat with Stephanie Young (Voice of Nico Robin) once again. Our chat wasn't long but we did discuss her thoughts Season 4 and Season 5. We covered her experience in the booth recording one of Robin's most emotional moments of the series and touch upon what she has to expect from Strong World and beyond.

Lets jump right into this!


Mikey: Hello, I am with Stephanie Young. She is the voice actress of Nico Robin after recording for new One Piece in Season 4 and Season 5. Right? Have you guys? Can’t say that or not?

Stephanie Young: I can’t talk about that but I am happy to say that we have been recording some story arcs. I know I can talk about we have been recording in Water Seven and Enies Lobby. It has been incredible and tough and wonderful.

M: So, I am guessing I can’t ask you how far you have dubbed because you can’t say.

SY: I can’t say that. I am sorry.

M: But I do have knowing that it has been to a certain person’s backstory. Right?

SY: Yes. Actually thanks to you, Mikey. I was even better prepared. You actually gave me the manga years ago that covered little baby Robin’s backstory. The heartbreaking childhood story of Robin. Which I think gives her so much depth. I had already loved her and respected her for how strong and smart she is and how much she goes along during the story she is willing to sacrifice for her friends. But knowing what she been though with her mother as a child is really incredible that she ended up in the places that she at on the side of good and now I am so glad that I read that.

Actually, a few others- It is interesting, you were the first person that gave me that episode of that manga volume and then some other people from the One Piece Podcast did the same thing. I think everybody was saying, “You need to know what is going to happen.” I have talked about the fact that I don’t read ahead.


M: At that convention, I remember you said you didn’t read ahead and I knew that most voice actors do that as well. They want to be surprise and live in that moment. That is why I gave you the choice between the volume where she joins the crew or the one that has a cute picture of her as a little girl with the backstory. I was expecting you to go for the one where she joins but then you surprise me when you picked that one.

SY: I did! I picked it. I didn’t even realize that I had picked it. I don’t remember that. Well, I am glad.

M: I remember you said you picked it because you liked the little Robin on the cover.

SY: Little did I know what I was in for! The heartbreaking story that…I don’t cry on the drop of the hat but I will admit that I got emotional while reading it.

M: Did you felt the tears come out when you heard Robin said, “Are you my mother?”

SY: I constantly had to keep myself in check in the booth when I was recording anything that had to do with her mother. Cause, and- I am not sure if I can say this, every time I saw little Robin, there was such a connection and just feeling so heartbroken for her. It is interesting because I voice the older version of her but I felt this motherly sense to just wanting to protect her but that is part of who she is. You know, sometimes, as tragic as it is, it is our tragedies in life that build character from time to time. So I try to see it like that but still, I will hear her little voice and I will just fall apart.


M: She was well rounded before but now she is rounded on all sides.

SY: Yeah! I mean, you have overcome incredible, incredible divesting obstacles. Your people have been wiped out, ripped from the arms of your mother and have found a way to survive. Then find her new family. Sometimes in life, we can’t choose our biological family but when our friends become our family, you can choose that. And they become your family.

M: Yeah. You can choose them and they can be just as great as your normal family.

SY: Absolutely! And that friendship should be cherished. I love that about this show. It’s fun. It is hilarious but then there all this really good life lessons in this show.

M: Exactly.

SY: I love that about One Piece!

M: And she was the one who was missing that backstory that everybody has. Everybody has that tragic backstory.

SY: I know. They all do!

(Laughter)

SY: My wonderful director, Mike McFarland, was just talking about how everyone’s backstory would bring you to tears and to your knees and it is true. Chopper! Oh my gosh! I just can’t….I just can’t. And then I knew mines was coming and I was like, “Here we go.”


M: Out of the backstories, the most tragic ones are Chopper, Nami and Robin. Without any bias, which one is the top one?

SY: Well, for me, obviously I am going to say Robin because that is who I voice and who I am best emotionally connected to. When we get to the moment where she says, “I want to live,” It was…It was a really out of body experience because we have gone through so much get to that line. Then, you sort of give over to the text and the emotion of the moment and I want to say we got it in just a couple of takes.

M: I am pretty sure you can go on and on.

SY: I can talk about this for forever.

M: Well, also this year comes out the movie as well. I know for sure you guys haven’t started dubbing for that but how do you feel about being put in a spot similar to four years ago where the events of this movie takes place later on in the story?

SY: You know what is funny? We are used to jumping around in time. I think that is just how the show has been so we are very flexible in jumping around the story. And, I think in the world of One Piece, you just have to accept anything because anything can happen. I am still in awe at the Banana Gators. I don’t get over the Banana Gators so anything can happen in this world.


M: Now, do you mind if I give you a tiny little Robin spoiler?

SY: Okay?

M: It involves her power! Not story.

SY: Oh! A power! Yeah!

M: How do you feel about giant hands and legs?

SY: Any leg!

M: Yes.

SY: Oh! That’s intriguing! I can’t wait! Her arms are already so powerful so she has giant hands then look out. I love it. She is so strong. She is the strongest! I love it!

M: Alright. We can go on and on but we got to end this now. 

SY: Thank you!

M: What you want to say to anybody else concerning Season 5?

SY: I just love you guys! Thank you so much for watching! And Mikey, thank you so much for chatting with me. I appreciate you.



I hope you enjoyed this little interview with Stephanie Young. Make sure to catch her performance in Season 5 as we look deeper into her character as Nico Robin.

Manga: Chapter 716 (SPOILERS!)

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At the Corrida Colosseum, the Block C Battle Royale continues with particular highlights from Kelly Funk who became a much bigger fighter since he is actually being worn by his own brother Bobby as a jacket through his Devil Fruit powers. Personally, I think its a bit lame but at the same time they're utilising their teamwork since Bobby is a pacifist.

Sai (who as you might remember as part of Chinjao's family) wants revenge on Kelly after his comrade Boo was defeated severely by him. He uses his Hasshoken technique to outwit Kelly and manages to take him down, thus avenging Boo. That was quick.

Seriously, flashback please.

It looks like Luffy is in trouble since Chinjao declares his desire to make him pay for what Garp did to him in the past, which includes taking away his fortune, power, as well as his own memories of his youth. Although Luffy tells him that he should take it up with Garp if he's that angry, Chinjao wants Garp to experience the same pain of loss that he did.

Luffy (seemingly ignoring Chinjao) tries to get his helmet back from Jean while dodging Jean's attacks and exposition. Specifically exposition about how he's been getting rich off of claiming bounties of criminals who escaped from Impel Down during Luffy's journey to rescue Ace and is even planning on taking down Jinbei, Buggy, Crocodile. Ivankov and Shiryu. Yeah good luck with that.

Even Luffy is getting bored

Although Luffy managed to dodge every one of Jean's weapons, they all managed to hit Chinjao who promptly knocks Jean out with a single headbutt. Sai is in a brutal fight with the boxer Ideo while at the same time, Chinjao tells Luffy to stop running and so Luffy does since he doesn't care anymore since he'll have to fight to win anyway.

Both Luffy and Chinjao knock Sai and Ideo out of the ring since they were in the way and the two clash with fists encased with Conqueror's Haki. The chapter ends with the aftermath of this clash knocking out any other remaining contestants as only Luffy and Chinjao are left standing.

THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, SEE THESE TWO TITANS
DUKEIT OUT AT THE CORRIDA COLOSSEUUUUUUM

This chapter was nowhere near as teeth grinding as last weeks. My only real complaint being the stuff involving the Funk Brothers, Jean, Sai and Ideo since as predicted, they were all knocked out by the end making all the panel time they received somewhat pointless.

We get hints of Chinjao's past with Garp and quite frankly I hope we see more of this in a flashback later on. But you could argue that the little we've been told is enough which is fine I suppose since we have plenty of stuff in this arc to look forward to about enough as it is.

Its entirely possible that the next chapter could return to the other Straw Hats even though I wish this tournament would wrap up ASAP. But who knows? Maybe soon enough Oda will find a way for the Straw Hats to come together like in other arcs.

But until the next chapter, have a good week my friends.

One Piece is a bit weird. Don't know if you've noticed

Rogers List: Top 5 Most Beautiful Women of One Piece

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Is it hot in this chapter of Roger's List, or is it still summer?


Welcome back everyone to another segment of Roger's List, hosted by yours truly, Pirate King Roger himself. Well guys, with summer almost wrapping up and all, I guess now's as good a time as any. If there's one thing One Piece has never been short of, it's boobs I mean ladies. Yes, we fellas have all had our fair share of embracing our inner Sanji's in enamoration of Oda's seemingly endless harem of gorgeous dames, and there is a good chance many of us will never tire of it.

To address the Funkfreed in the room, yes, some if not many of the women in this series have featured outfits and measurements outrageous enough to make feminists across the globe cry an ocean that could rival the Grand Line. This is true, but if I may make one small defense on Oda's behalf, as sexually exploitive has his female characters may seem on the outside, he does a fair job of making them just as beautiful and inspiring on the inside. Many of these girls are strong, independent, and capable characters that are not here to simply serve as a reward for the male heroes (in fact, there is hardly any relationship building in this series at all, but that's a topic for another day). In addition, some of these women feature dreams and ambitions that are even larger than most male characters in the show. On the other hand, some of them are just plain fun characters with colorful personalities.

So, in a futile attempt to not get distracted by the unlimited supply of provocative fan art that will crop up with the very mention of any one of these character's names in a single Google Search, I'd like to display some of my personal favorites. Here's Rogers: Top 5 Most Beautiful Women of One Piece

#5
Say WAAAAAA!!!
 Yeah, I know what you're all thinking: "Roger! you must be out of your mind! There's no way this drunk, bloated, wrinkled-up prune of a dewgong could possibly exist on this list." Well, to that I say... have YOU been keeping up in the official release of the One Piece manga, and reading all of Oda's questions corners? Because if you have, you may be aware that he recently was asked to draw how Granny Kokoro looked back in her prime.

Check it.

Damn!
As a matter of fact, this is how I myself knew Lady Kokoro back in the day. Remember, her good friend Tom was the Fishman who built my ship, the Oro Jackson.

The sad truth about most mermaids in the One Piece world is that no-matter how exquisite they may be in their maiden years, as soon as their fins split apart around their mid thirties, the rest of their bodies seem to deteriorate as well.While Kokoro was clearly no exception to this rule, she was still portrayed as a fun, fearless, caring mother figure who was reliable in a pinch, and ready to jump right in to the call to action when it came. If you took the loving adventurous spirit of who she was in course of the Water 7/Ennies Lobby Arc (now releasing on DVD as we speak), and applied it to the radiance she had in the past, it doesn't take much to see that Chimney's grandfather (whoever he was) was one lucky man.

#4. Alvida
The first bombshell of them all. Before any of us even knew it.
Number four on my list happens to be the very first antagonist of the entire One Piece series. Iron Club Alvida. Yeah, many of us didn't see this one coming, all things considered. While she's always proclaimed herself to be the most beautiful maiden of the sea, it wasn't till after she consumed the Smooth Smooth Devil Fruit did that title became arguably obtainable.

Apart from her new figure, Iron Club has come a far way since the heydays of Episode One when she was knocked out by Luffy in a single punch. Her new Devil Fruit abilities also allow her to slip pass and evade any blunt force attacks. While she may no longer be a captain, she has found a place as the blunt, clear headed conscience of the Buggy Pirates. And with said captain having now obtained the title of Shichibukai, she is in a comfortable position in a pirate crew that is recognized by the World Government, therefore immune to arrest. It's only a matter of the time before Alvida and a certain former Cabin boy of hers who now serves as a Marine Captain are obligated to cooperate with one another. Just imagine it: They slowly realize they make a good team, and that a lot has happened over the last two years. Alvida eventually sees the speed of Coby's overall progress and begins betting on him to be the one to finally defeat Strawhat, and that staying with a buffoon like Buggy is a lost cause. So she pulls a Jango, and becomes full on Marine under Coby's crew and...yeah, you can probably figure out where the story goes from there.    

Isn't fan speculation fun?
Before any of you begin whining, "but she's such-and-such years older than him!" Two things. One: When has age differentiation EVER stopped ANY sexual tension on ANY anime EVER? Two: It's hardly going to be a problem when you consider how fast Coby is growing up in the series and how Alvida's devil fruit powers give her a body that will never age or deteriorate as long as she lives. (Something our Number 5 certainly can't say.)

So there you have it. Alvida: Not quite the most beautiful, but at least her beauty doesn't have an expiration date.



Before we go any further, I should probably nip this in the butt before people start a uproar about it, so here it goes. I'm...not a Nami fan.
Oh god, what have I done!
Okay, now before all of you decide to execute me...again...let me make it clear, I by no means hate Nami as a character, let alone her place as one of the most important characters of all of One Piece. It's just that in the pantheon of hot One Piece girls, she doesn't quite make the cut for me. I mean sure, she's got a gorgeous wanted poster, and throughout the first season I thought she was pretty cute, and even now still has her moments, but there's just something about her that turns me off from an attraction standpoint. No I'm not talking about her conniving, degenerate, greedy, domineering mentality, or her hellish shark teeth that makes me think she fit right in with the rest of the fishmen, no. I'm talking about the ungodly extensions to a certain upper-mid section of her figure that call to question whether Oda truly respects his own characters and trust they are naturally beautiful just the way they were, or does he care more about pandering exclusively to the young teenage boys he seems so sure are the only demographic reading/watching his material.

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
Yeah sorry Nami fans. I know she's not the only character guilty of this trend, but she did catapult it. Now for the good news. Nami may not have made it, but guess who did?

#3 Nojiko
She's blue...Daba-Dee Daba-Die
Whoever said "Less is More," must have been talking about Nami's big sister Nojiko. You can check the math if you like, but I don't think this character has been in more than twenty episodes. Even so, she had a powerful impact on me. As traumatic as Nami's past was, at least she was given a goal all those eight years to work towards. But to go through the exact same ordeal __witness one of the two people you care for most in the world murdered before your eyes__ only to then watch the second person you care for most be dragged away to take on all the responsibility of fixing the situation, and you are left alone to do nothing but cheer-lead on the sidelines the whole time? That's got to be just as painful.

In our time at Kokoyashi, Nojiko is introduced to have a tough exterior while also possessing a hightened level of patience and sincerity. Whether it be advice to her little sister, reminding the villagers to not be rash and to keep enduring, questioning the competency of the Marines, or informing the Straw hats, she tells things exactly the way they are.

Did I mention how amazing those tattoos of hers look as well? It's often hard to pull off tattoos that will remain beautiful, but hers are a jubilant exception, and her reasoning behind getting them is so touching and admirable. 


#2 Tie
Hmmmm...
...nope. Can't choose!
In the number two spot, we have a bit of a debacle. The Demon Child Nico Robin, and the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock. Two women of almost identical physical features: over six feet tall, curvy, long dark hair, blue eyes, and only a year difference in age. They also share a similar history of both having hardened childhoods that left damaging holes in their hearts that were later revived by our protagonist. Both of these women are phenomenally attractive, there's no argument there. But how are they different, and is one of them truly fairer than the other? Lets take a closer look.


Robin's greatest strength comes from her astute mind. She is arguably the most intelligent woman in the entire world. She possesses enough knowledge to scare the world Government into placing a 79,000,000 Berri Bounty on her head when she was only 8-years-old. Since then, she's lived her life as a fugitive, hopping from one organization to the next, leaving very little in her wake. It's no wonder how Robin has managed to manipulate herself into favorable positions. To say she's well spoken would be the understatement of the century. Every word she speaks is dripping with seduction, especially back in the early days when we knew her as Miss All Sunday. This is in no short thanks to some stunning voice work by both her original voice actress Yuriko Yamaguchi, as well as Stephanie Young in the Funimation adaptation. In both versions, Robin flaunts sexuality like a pro, and without even trying.


As the ruler of Amazon Lily, and the lone female member of the Seven Warlords of the Sea, Hancock is easily among the top physically strongest woman in the entire world. (How strong is she? She high-healed Smoker in the face.) Her exterior when we first met her was practically impenetrable. She was a stone cold mankiller. Quite literally in fact, as her powers allowed her to turn any man who looks upon her with lecherous intent into stone. Understandably, the years of her childhood lost in slavery to the Celestial Dragons (quite possibly the most disgusting human beings that ever lived) depraved her of any compassion she had for the world and anyone and anything in it (yes, even puppies... and baby seals). And yet, all it took was a little empathy and some raw selflessness from a single boy to send her entire stone exterior crumbling to the ground. From that point, Hancock became the most adorable character to watch in the entire show. The amount of passion and dedication she places to impress Luffy is so entertaining, mostly because we know how pure of heart Luffy is, and the fact that a woman so beautiful she could have any man she wants chooses to give all her love to him, the only 17 year old in the world who hasn't hit puberty yet, well...you can't help but root for her.

So yeah, there you have it. One's super smart, the other's super strong. One spent her childhood a fugitive, the other a slave. One is quiet and reserved with a dry sense of humor, the other wears her emotions on her sleeve and is humorous because of it. It's pretty much Lemons and Limes at this point, so I trust you all to pick your own favorite.

And the #1 Most Beautiful Women of One Piece is...

The love of my life.
And who else could it be but the mother of my child, Portgas D. Rouge. The only known woman currently revealed to have the middle initial D. A woman so strong, she kept our child in her womb for over 20 months out of sheer willpower. The woman whose love and sacrifice was so touching, that she accomplished what I couldn't. She was the one that ultimately convinced Garp to hide our son's true heritage from the World Government. Even my own son felt he owed her his live, therefore went by her surname, and you know what... I'm not complaining.


...What? You think I would desecrate the integrity of Roger's List by placing my wife in the #1 spot simply because she's my wife? That I was enforced by the laws of holy matrimony to place her on the top spot regardless of the qualifications of the other contestants? Why that's just absurd. Come on Ace, back me up here!
Go to hell, old man.
I love you too, son. By the way, Monet just moved here in the afterlife. Why don't you ask her out?
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Oh come on! You were the fire man. She was a snow woman. Opposites attract don't they?
SHE TRIED TO KILL MY BROTHER AND HIS CREW!!!
She was just following orders. Anyway, you try to kill me every day, except we're already dead so it's pointless. In fact anything we did in life is now pointless. In the end, we all turn up here.
GRAAAAH!!!
Hey!  You boys best behaving yourself!
Yes dear. Yes mom.
Good, now why don't you wrap up this article so we can have dinner as a family.

Right. Well... here are a few more favorites of mine that just missed the cut: 

Honorable Mentions
Arlong's greatest crime: having a super hot fortune telling sister who runs a mermaid café, and never telling me?

The first woman to befriend Luffy on Amazon Lily. Careful Hancock.

Usopp, you lucky bastard you.

Forget 'Princess.' Pirate Queen it up, girl!

And that's all I got for you guys. For all the ladies out there who wish to see a List of the Top 5 Most Gorgeous Men in One Piece, well... being a heterosexual man myself, I'm not exactly...qualified to make a list of that nature. However, if there are any women out there anxious to make a list themselves, I'd be more than welcome to give them the floor. Just let me know in the comment section below.

Until next time, I'm Roger, and they just made the list.

One Piece More: Four Year Anniversary- Bon Voyage

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Bon voyage! Have the courage, set sail and believe and we will see a glimpse of the sun rising on a tomorrow! Back when we first started we had separate horizons. Sailed toward different dreams. Things have changed now.






It has been four years since I had first started this blog to talk about One Piece. Just like the words above, things have changed. They have changed for the One Piece fandom and for this site. Some for the better and some of the not so better.


When this site started, One Piece was just a show that was bray trying get a hold on the American market while raising to new levels of popularity in Japan. A new movie that was being overseen by Oda was about to be release in a matter of months in Japan while DVDs of the Skypeia arc finally being release in the US. Then, we had the simulcast  finally starting up so we can watch One Piece episodes one hour after they air in Japan. If you wanted to read the manga, then you had to deal with being over forty volumes behind what was happening in Japan.

Here is an image of Nami's butt

Then not long after, we saw things pick up. Viz announced that they will do a massive speed up to narrow the gap between the Japanese and the American releases. Four volumes of a month for six months while Shonen Jump was going to jump four arcs to Impel Down to feature more recent chapters of the series. That was big news back then. While One Piece was enjoying massive success in Japan, things were getting better here.

Fast forward to now, the One Piece anime is finally on TV. That was something we have always been wanting ever since it was pulled off Toonami. We have One Piece: Strong World coming out in a few months and the DVDs are running though Enies Lobby. Then on the manga side, we finally got what we all been wanting. A legal way to read the weekly chapters via Weekly Shonen Jump. The manga is now five chapters behind the Japanese release but things are pretty good.

During all of that, this site has been watching it all. We were pretty good on being on top of things when all of this was happening. Now, I admit that in the last year we have started to decline in post output. That is kind of my fault due to finally making it to "adulthood". I guess it is true what they say. You have all the time in the world back in college. It was much easier to run a blog when you had school as your main thing. Who knew that having a full time job would make you tired? I certainly didn't.


Does that mean that my love for One Piece has dwindle? Maybe a little. It isn't as strong as it was when I first started but I still love the series. Every other week I come on this site to write up a review where I make horrible predictions. I do not think I have been right once with those predictions but it is still fun to just make them and having people read them.

Now, we are entering the next year and I have been thinking about what to do next. Is it time to finally say "Bon Voyage"? I do not think so. If anything, I think we need to take the helm. Cast off our troubles. Though the future is unclear, we can still smile, we know we'll get there.

I think it is time to have some new writers for the site that have a love for this series and have great ideas for articles. Love to report news? Want to write interesting pieces about your favorite characters? Love to look though One Piece fanart? Have an interesting idea for an article? Want to write about the anime? Welcome aboard! I will take you on. Just send me an email at OnePieceataTimeBlog(at)Gmail(dot)com and we can see what we can do. It is time to expand the crew and I am taking on people.


So, that is the plan for now. Until then, enjoy our weekly thoughts about the manga, Roger's List and whatever articles I have plan up.

I said this before and I will say it again. One Piece has the best fans. Just look at what I said before, we went from having just DVDs and volumes being twenty volumes behind to now being caught up and same day episode and chapter releases. What is next?

You and those dreams are precious in my life. A glimpse of the sun rising on a tomorrow!
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